I Wish ............

Ok a small little game. This is how it goes, One person starts by saying "I wish" then add what you wish for but the next person says something that ruins it for the person. Here's an example...Me: I wish I had a dog. Responder: but the dog died when you looked at it. Then the responder picks it up by saying what he wish's for. You can make some rude jokes but only take it so far if it gets out of hand moderators fill free to take proper actions.

I'll start and fill free to go along as much as you like just be fair and let people have turns.

I Wish I was strong.

but your only muscle was in your right hand from jack'n it to much.


^ Like that? XD

Pivetor wrote:but your only muscle was in your right hand from jack'n it to much.


^ Like that? XD

Lmao yeah like that but as you post this at the same time post what you wish for.

I wish for... a banana <- that dances!

Pivetor wrote:I wish for... a banana <- that dances!

But you already have a banana that dances, just gotta flex. I wish could get a nice girlfriend that won't try to kill me.

But you had one and your ex killed her...

I wish i had a 3D computer that punched people.

next thing you no it gets a virus and dies lol

i wish i had super powers

Its xray vision and you see a fat old lady and go blind

I wish for 312312542345325623562345 dollars

you'll find out the money is stolen and only 2cents is actually your money.

I wish for unlimted power

Satashi wrote:you'll find out the money is stolen and only 2cents is actually your money.

I wish for unlimted power

but you died due to having to much power.

I wish for good health.

to good health causes cancer.

I wish for a nice... Juicy... TACO!

and attract more illegal aliens to cross the border

i wish for a space craft

But there are aliens in there, and they turn you into a human sex slave.

I wish i wasnt sick.

Pivetor wrote:But there are aliens in there, and they turn you into a human sex slave.

I wish i wasnt sick.

But you took too much meds and died.

I wish I had 200 bucks.

you spend it all on hookers and get an std

i wish i had a pet snake

siningsniper wrote:you spend it all on hookers and get an std

i wish i had a pet snake

When you fell asleep your pet snake managed to slip up you know what and caused you to die.

I wish for a cookie.

you ate it, and it had maggots in it.

I wish i had a 6 foot piece of chocolate

you choke on it and die

i wish for world peace

No one dies, and the whole world becomes overpopulated.

i wish for FOW Shirts

you loss the shirt 20 years from now and beat your wife for it

i wish to rule the world

but then African tribes shove there spikes in your ass.

I wish satashi was white.

then satashi will get shot by all his old black friends

i wish people would shut up about black ops

People will start talking about MW2 again.

I wish i wasnt poor

then all the other poor people well ask for your money

i wish for a doughnut

you take a bite and its filled with snakes.

I wish i could get some sleep